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6. The junior interns at inTouch, Us Weekly, and Ok!, who can now no longer rely on Brangelina wedding speculation as a way of breaking up the unending flow of PREGNANT and DUMPED stories.

Maybe corporations are classified as super-people because they're something men can give birth to.

It's US size 4.

The photo would be removed out of respect?!? How about, the photo will be reposted in its original condition out of respect?

Lol like an Andi wants to be a lawyer still. She quit her job and recently got an agent. Her question should've been "what channel can I be on here??"

I have been anticipating this for weeks now! It is my birthday today and E!s present to me is no Chelsea Lately. Woo-hoo!!!

I would SO watch that. I bet they would option it much faster in China though btw. Apparently people in China feel the room setups at IKEA are meant to be taken literally and people will meet their friends there and spend the whole day sitting around the kitchen tables, lounging on the sofas and taking naps in the

You need to option this show to ABC or Bravo, ASAP.

She is a mean-spirited, awful person. I'm glad she is gone imo.

How I respond when MY Mr Penguin takes me out to the farm.

...Isn't all diarrhea accidental?

NAILED IT.

Luckily for Chris, 95% of the female Bachelor contestants are "models" or "fitness instructors" with no career ambitions whatsoever. Andi was kind of an anomaly.

Who wants to bet that they try to generate ratings by packing the bachelorettes with liberals and democrats and seeing what happens?

I'd love to see an entire season of The Bachelor or Bachelorette take place inside an IKEA. The whole time. Rose ceremonies and all. Instead of bottomless alcohol, bottomless swedish meatballs. Date nights would include things like putting together a Tarva 3-drawer chest and seeing who wants to kill each other first.

lets see how many city girls will pretend that they love farming. ....

he face is the man version of woman laughing alone with salad.

Gross. I had an actual visceral reaction to the fact that he's a Republican. Deal breaker!

YAWWWWWWWWWN. Yet another vanilla Bachelor, both in complexion and personality.

I saw Billy on the street on the street here in NYC. Usually when I see celebrities on the street I leave them alone, but then I thought, Duh, that's Billy's THING! He would WANT me to run up and scare him on the street. So I did. I ran up to him and told him he was the best thing to happen to television and New