"Americansky Bad, Shirtless Poot-Poot Good" - You should trademark this. I have no idea whatsoever what you would use it for, but I like it.

Am I the only one here that wishes mcdonalds was banned in the US too?

Keeee-reist, wtf is wrong with that country. They just continue to regress to the land that sensibility forgot. Sorry, but Poot-poot makes Rick Perry look like a genius.

Considering the health standards of most of the McDonald's menu, this is easily the most progressive thing Russia has done since it finally acknowledged that Beer has alcohol waaaay back in 2011 (in spite of how much of a pussy you have to be to drink beer instead of Vodka for every meal). http://www.bbc.com/news/worl…

"[Firth] has a briefly seen, occasionally mentioned fiancée named Olivia (Catherine McCormack), who is a fellow skeptic and an intellectual peer, meaning that she has no chance with him."

Calling Hillary Clinton a lesbian is shitty and tired and unfunny, but I'm not about this "women can never rag on each other" thing. I agree that women can be too competitive and each other's harshest critics, and we should stop making fun of each other's bodies and stuff, but that doesn't mean we can never make fun…

She got inoculated against sincerity. All that's left is the hypocrisy.

Yes Jenny, i'm sure Hillary Clinton, lawyer, senator, former Secretary Of State and quite possibly future President of the United States is just so upset right now about what you said. Jenny McCarthy, you may have just saved America from 4 more years of Team Rove by helping Hillary get her mojo back. I'm sure with you…

He should get a teardrop tattoo for killing Ann Curry's Today Show career.

JLo barely contained her excitement.

Chris O'Dowd hugged me once. Because he was in Cardiff and his cell battery was down, and I was on the bus, next to him. And let him use my phone. He used it for like...10 minutes, and I found myself 2 miles past my destination...but it was Roy from IT Crowd so I was totally okay with it. Anyway he hugged me.

Atlas held up the heavens from Earth, not Earth itself.

Which might be heavier, I'm not sure...I'll get my scale.

I thought Hercules was just the Roman name for Heracles? Didn't they just go Oh, these gods are good. better than the ones we've got. "Cause the Roman gods before that were kind of crap, you know – Jeff, the god of biscuits. And Simon, the god of hairdos. And uh, you know, they had the god of war, the god of thunder,…

By the way, CAN A WOMAN HAVE A FUCKING SWORD FOR ONCE? Yeah, I know she's Atalanta, and she has a backstory to follow, but come on. The sexy-loincloth-lady-with-a-bow trope can officially sniff it.

I am so beyond sick of these ridiculously pale female characters in obviously tan worlds. Why is everyone so tan but the woman? Like how in Stargate the princess and love interest just happened to be the SINGLE WHITE CHICK amongst thousands of ambiguous brown people. We get it, mainstream media, white is pure and…

oh my god all I want to do is find this clint fellow i have so many questions

After breaking up with my high school boyfriend and having a long, depressing freshman year of college, I met this guy named Clint at a summer beach party through friends. He was a perfect summer fling. He was an incredibly tall (6'7), sweet, laid back, brown curly haired stoner dude with a giant dick, and he lived…

The first time is the worst time. I was 17 and this guy I worked with 'dared' me to sneak into his house and do it with him (he was a virgin too). I told my mom I was staying at a girlfriend's house and then snuck into his parent's house undetected and into his bedroom. We were both too awkward to just start making…

Cool, I'll partake. This isn't "PIV" so I don't know if it counts.

The only thing I'll even willingly admit here is 4 close friends and I were all engaged in various conflagrations of sexual congress, in the living room, when my roommate came home. He was quite taken aback, and also slightly annoyed, as he had just purchased the furniture we were all fucking on earlier that very…