A TV Host?? Why ever should I care what those people get up to!

A misogynist having an affair is as surprising as a racist white man fucking black women.

I was going to say, I thought everyone knew this about him. But I suppose people who actually watch his show might not overlap much with people who read celebrity gossip.

... do you happen to use them to fashion a side pony-tail that sits under your Blossom hat?

No. I will not. I will wear a regular hair elastic because I am not an animal. We did not evolve from the sludge to wear scrunchies.

This is for you, Kacy.

I will say that this image — seen on The Mary Sue — is awesome.

I doubt his liver is viable tbh. Probably kidneys aren't great either.

Maybe he has 20/20 vision?

You shouldn't judge someone for being at Taco Bell if they're drunk. You should only judge them for being at Taco Bell if they're sober.

"Wouldn't text one from a burner." I like it. It's like the cell phone equivalent of "I wouldn't fuck them with your junk."

She should have just sent him a pic of this: "here we R getting cruh-azay #cinnebonvodka#nekkedspringbreak

Vegas seemed so much less douchey when then mob ran it.

I'd give him my Instagram account no problem...full of photos of food/travel/baby photos from the 80s. Hope it's helpful!

This is the Comcast cancel call equivalent in nightclub booking.

One more thing - he was not the star of Speed 2. Speed 2 had no stars.

For the boy's sake, if anything. I hate when parents ruin their kids lives over their own bullshit.

Can we just go with "never?" It is NEVER ok to leave children or animals locked in a hot car. COME ON, people. This is Texas. Heat indexes are expected to reach 105 today, you could bake cookies on the windshield of your car. And it's just gonna stay this way until October. We ALL know this. We go through this EVERY…

Girls got 100% positive feedback- cant knock them credentials. It would be non-common-sensical NOT to bid.

If someone i was friends with told me that, i'd probably have to stop being friends with them. Seriously.