Cute but those tiny little sharp hooves would hurt like hell.

Holy shit, I think I just saw a Unicorn!

Thank you for your squee. I thank you. The world should thank you. Never enough squee.

Ok now I want that dress that is on the cover and I have to buy that damn magazine to find out the designer. Damn you to hell Wedding Elle.

I'm a woman who owns a farm out in the middle of nowhere. My friends love it! For about a week.

Happy Birthday!! It's not my birthday but I'm going to celebrate like it is.

Holy hell she is beautiful!!

She will absolutely go for the hot sexy young thang. Willing to put up my Hello Kitty collection.

The douche doesn't fall far from the tree.

So why are their faces blurred out? Oh that's right, let us protect the ignorant assholes.

You are the best. *swooning*

All. Of. The. Love.

Let me guess... are his initials HW?

Justice Beaver is about to get a little more adorable and a little less "misunderstood ruffian"

So is the department paying for it? If they are I say every woman in Sao Paulo apply for a teaching position once a year. Fuck their system.

I feel very sorry for you. Blink twice if you have been locked in the basement.

Well at least she got the name right.

yeah I feel the same way. I birth horses for a living and its giving anxiety about the upcoming foaling season which is 5 months away still.

No thanks. I birth horses for a living and it gives me work anxiety just seeing the headline.

we no longer live in a society where the vast majority of people are illiterate, uneducated, and unable to assert themselves in legal proceedings.