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The infinite unknowable void is way scarier than where Dora and Nemo fuck.
Why am I hearing farm animal noises in the first video?
All true, and airlines are just one of the most extreme and awful examples. The truth is that this kind of concentration has happened in loads of other industries over the last few decades. It’s why your ISP sucks and your mobile provider sucks and your health insurance sucks and...I could go on.
This makes United seem almost unbelievably incompetent. Why were people allowed to board if they knew not all of them were going to be on the plane? Denying someone boarding is way easier than asking someone who’s sitting down to get off.
Can’t wait for Mark Wahlberg to play Edelman in the movie version. The ball will be voiced by Seth MacFarlane.
What the hell was Jay Cutler doing in Turkey???
We’ve read your emails and dug deep into the grave—sorry, the greys—to find the most buried, most frightening…
Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.
Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base
Yeah, the pilot is one of the best episodes of television I’ve ever seen.
The show benefitted - tremendously - from an incredibly intense pilot. It hooked us and drew us into Naz’s plight right away, even though it fumbled almost every opportunity borne from that intensity in almost every episode that followed.
I wouldn’t bet against Chelsea throwing their Leicester game to ensure Tottenham doesn’t get win the league. They have nothing to play for.
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If Kentucky and UCF were the only 2 undefeated teams in the nation, yes, I think I would want to watch that. The structure and process of the playoffs is more important than the participants. It’s easy to have this position as an Ohio State fan.
Ligue 1 (I’m being picky).
Oh sure, its easy for a guy to run a 4.61 with his dick and balls inside his shorts...
Man, Holm fought the perfect fight against Rousey. I thought the fight would be closer than a lot of the analysts put it, but it was still a brilliant performance by the way she controlled the distance and managed the clinch.