I’ll just leave this here:

As much as I hate to say it, he would be better of in Europe. Even top-league reserve matches garner more “experience” than MLS, nullifying the “he’d sit the first team bench” idea.

Perhaps these would help?

Diego Simeone (and his hipster hair) please...

Does this remind anyone else of that “Knock Out” bullshit that was a thing not too long ago? Where kids would just haymaker sucker-punch unsuspecting bystanders for a quick thrill ... not realizing what repercussions come of such action? Like, I don’t know, life-changing injuries and sometimes death!?

Typical La Masia product.

Isn’t it a bigger tell that Fantasy Sports has become the “great equalizer” for the sports and entertainment market? Long gone are the days of pledging allegiance or cheering for my shitty hometown / area team(s). Now I can root for individual players who may or may not be winning / costing me $$$ week in and week…

Sure. I don't refute the stats. My POV is based purely on fandom, not which player is statistically superior.

A theory: If you grew up playing, watching, loving soccer in the early 2000’s, you lean Ronaldo. Only because in his mercurial rise to soccer God-like status, he’s played for two of the most significant brands in all of sports - not just soccer - making him not only visible, but relational, from fans all around the…

So play DraftKings today, where the next Millionaire is ... likely someone we staff.

Somebody has obviously never heard of the “pre-game shit.” Because, you know, “in-game shit” is just unacceptable.

I actually enjoyed the meme. Was simply an observation. Apologies for the offense of correct grammar usage on memes.

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Is this really what the profile view of the bridge of her nose looks like, or just one of those weird optical illusions?

Thanks. I knew it was something along those lines. Convoluted, still.

Probably a coach.. all the black jerseys (QBs) are off huddled in the distance.

Yeah, but this is just Everton fucking with Chelsea, for a couple reasons:

Meanwhile, at Chelsea...

I bet people who use their company email to create profiles on dating / sex sites are the same people who use their company email to apply for jobs at other companies, JS.

“No big-time weapons on the edge”