I pretty much died laughing at this last night only Bruno could roll out like this lol

Well, if your curlers are GOLD, you might as well leave them in, amirite? Bruno Mars (and troupe) impresses me more every time I see them.

When I saw this last night, I actually got up offa my couch and danced. YES. Bruno Mars in gold curlers? Yes, please.

My musical tastes tend to swing toward singer-songwriters and the like, but I make a big exception for Bruno Mars. This song never fails to make me want to turn it up and dance (I do. NOT. dance), and it's not even the best of the bunch. I agree that the old-school soul style is a little bit derivative, but to me it's…

Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon should dump their wives and get married. The Roots could play the wedding march. JT could dance down the aisle. It could be magical.

hot pocket.

So I have been dying laughing since my friend's 3-year-old referred to her vagina as a "ladybutt." Then, when she went to a public restroom with her dad and saw his penis, she called it a "silly wiggly man-butt." DYING.

Agreed! I once had a boyfriend turn to me and ask me with a straight face if he could "put his meat tusk in my salami wallet." I think my vagina sewed itself shut on the spot.

He also used to refer to women as cum dumpsters. Not the vagina - the WHOLE WOMAN.

I know all I need to know from his eyes rolling in his head like a slot machine.

That always reminds me of this French & Saunders sketch:

Pussy is always fine, but if you don't like pussy, there are plenty of alternatives. One is to get over the idea that vagina is somehow not sexy. We're allowed to say penis, but vagina is automatically gross? It's not. Just use vagina. Or any form of it. I am fond of "vag" myself, but will also accept "Vajay". Also,…

My sour-lemon face deployed immediately when I heard "Good girl" in bed. BARF.

Cock, cunt and fuck always struck me as a complete set. All equally succinct and visceral. I can see how some would find them a bet aggressive.

One of my ex-boyfriends insisted on calling it my cooter. Even after I told him that I didn't just not like the word, it was a direct turn-off. Still, he persisted in calling it my cooter. While attempting sexy time talk. It grossed me out. His sex game was not strong. It's amazing I stayed with him d long as I did.

I'm with you on "kitty", that's go to in my household.
But you lost me on "cock", that too is the go to around here.

I was gonna say dildo dungeon, but it sounds too much like Bilbo Baggins going into a dungeon.

Dick dungeon?

Sex hole?