no, that's when they all flee madly from their homelands.

This is my favorite BCO ever. Even more than the one where the woman asked "who ordered the gratuity?"

I've been a very good girl this year. I know it is after black Friday, but is it too late to ask for a Penile Cornucopia for xmas?

One of my first "real" jobs was working at a Dairy Queen in high school. We weren't a full Braizer Burger DQ, in fact they've since turned into a DQ/Orange Julius/no hot food establishment. (Probably for the best - not going to lie.)

not so funny anymore, is it.

ME TOOOOOOO.

More like this

My girlfriend in college was working at a chain restaurant and on a slow day was one of two people in the front actually dealing with customers. This guy she described as a huge redneck but otherwise nice tried flirting when she would come by the table and she politely rebuffed him. After he paid for his bill he left…

And that's how I learned how to give blowjobs.

Maybe I will come to your country and fuck all your bread!

Two months. I've been waiting on a third one for WEEKS now. Finally got that bread one this week. It was like a gift from above.

#notallsailors

I tell people I have celiac, not because I am sensitive to gluten but rather because I don't want to get herpes from the flatbread.

And who kneads a yeast infection? Not me.

I LOVE THISSSSSSS

Unfortunately, I have no experience with lace fronts, but would love to be schooled on the matter. Also, remember when she looked like Lil Kim?

That's an innovative way to get a yeast infection.

This picture.
+10 Internets to you, Pinkham.

...he save bread...?

When I served in the Navy, actually on a ship, I witnessed the unspeakable.