my cat mostly hates flashcards.

Best of both worlds. Yes there is a book called dancing with cats and yes perhaps I do own said book.

My cat also hates paper. Here is Fred eating my class notes.

Saw the cutest kitty at a party yesterday! Swore I spent more time playing with the kitty instead of dancing!

Change the song to "Shoop" someone prancing around in mis-matched underwears and you got one of my morning rituals.

I can't tell you how much I was hoping this was a video of a baby rapping Salt n Pepa.

She's cute, but this baby wins for feeling it.

My dance moves are to "Push it". Which I do. Real good.

I once watched a video where this guy was getting his staph infection bandages changed and it was on his taint. FFS, the thing was this gaping chasm to the point where I prayed for god to just kill him because he was in so much pain. The shit I've watched on the internet makes me wonder why I'm not more fucked up.

I did. My boyfriend broke up with me a minute in though. I have to start packing now.

I <3 popping zits.

All I know is that after suffering my college years with nary a beard to be found, this is the happiest my vagina has ever been. I will not rest until I turn every beard into a slip n' slide!

*immediately disrobes and checks every surface of body to find personal pimples to pop because sweet, sweet envy*

I'm watching this through my fingers and my urgent question, which I just screamed aloud to anyone who will listen (potential audience: husband, 2 cats, maybe a ghost), is WHY DON'T THEY SHOW THE EMPTY HOLE AT THE END? THAT'S OBVIOUSLY THE BEST BIT.

Oh God Mark, WHYYYYYY???

HOW COULD YOU LIVE FOR 20 YEARS KNOWING THAT WAS FESTERING IN YOUR SKIN AHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm a woman and all, but...if I have James Woods, Chris Pine, Thora Birch and Colin Fir.th in my spankbank, does that make me a Lumbersexual, too?

He suggests this "cleaner" version of the look (less scruff, less rumple) could be called the MetroJack.