...Animal sex tourism. Like, is this an industry? Are there bus tours? Has Rick Steves put out a guidebook?
...Animal sex tourism. Like, is this an industry? Are there bus tours? Has Rick Steves put out a guidebook?
Speaking of ridiculously outdated laws (or at least kind of, right?), did you know that in Florida it is still illegal to fart in public in a public place after 6 p.m. on a Thursday? For some reason that seemed relevant.
This is Eine Kleine Nachtmusik. It's not a symphony, it's a serenade for strings. Plus, the whole thing is around 20 minutes long. I don't want to come across as pedantic, but in this kind of discussion I think it's important that we're all clear on the facts and terminology.
Yes, this is real. Yes, it is mind-blowing. Yes, you're going to want to start doing pec exercises as soon as you're…
I usually don't flush toilets when I shit blood just so I can scare the shit out of the next person who uses the toilet.
WARNING: Completely unverified or scientifically tested "old wives tale" follows...
And that's our missing item!
I recall my university had a problem in the dorms regarding the men's showers and bulk semen deposits congesting the plumbing.
Because it actually goes like this:
"so those suds are going to wash the pee away anyways, maybe?"
I always pee in the shower. I just hate when my husband comes to peek at me to be sexy and I happen to be peeing right then, but he has never noticed, that I am aware of.
Also, what is everyone's opinion on teeth brushing in the shower?
This is me too. The mere sound of a shower makes me want to pee.
Sometimes I pee in dorm showers, which I feel morally conflicted about. On one hand, other people have to use that shower. On the other hand, sometimes I really have to go and I always pee before I wash my hair / body, so those suds are going to wash the pee away anyways, maybe? Plus, let's be honest, gross shit goes…
Even if I don't have to pee before showering, as soon as I put my hand in the spray to check the temp, I have to go like right then. Half the time I jump in the shower before the water is warm enough so I don't pee on the floor.
I ALWAYS pee in the shower. In fact, I don't trust a mafucker that refuses to pee in the shower.
Also, I think Cameron Diaz advocates pissing in the shower too. So. There's that.
I truly don't understand people's hangups over peeing in the shower. If you're in there by yourself, who gives a shit? Your urine is cleaner than your skin, ffs. I don't think I've ever not peed in the shower, except when with partners.
There are two types of people in the world. People who admit they pee in the shower and dirty fucking liars.