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Denmark has an impressive film and television industry - particularly considering how small they are (>6 million people). Mads Mikkelsen stars in 72% of all Danish films. His brother Lars is in the rest of them.

Lets keep this civil and not mock this man for his physical disability, mkay?

I can't describe how glad I am stopped everything I was doing to watch that.

Hilarious, twisted, campy. I loved it!

Oh I love this so hard. As hard as Mr. Goldblum's delightfully shiny chest and hair as he leans over and softly tinkles on his hot tub piano.

Tim and Eric never disappoint.

I paused an episode of Downton Abbey to watch this commercial as soon as I read the words "Jeff Goldblum" and "shirtless." Totally worth it.

I forgot Jeff Goldblum was one of the Golden Girls. He played Dorothy, correct?

I only have one dealbreaker and it's an easy one for the dudes to avoid: NO FOOD NOISES.

I wonder if the likelihood of sticking to various "dealbreakers" increases with age. As I've gotten older, I've found myself much more willing to stick to my personal dealbreakers. That being said, all mine deal with the pretty big things: I don't want kids, I don't want to get married, I won't date someone who

I just got engaged to the "creepy weirdo" next door. He is a simple, blue collar guy that many think is a "redneck". He's definitely a country boy at heart and I would've stereotyped him to be a racist asshole.

Research consistently shows that what people say they want in a partner has virtually no bearing on who they actually choose to date in a laboratory setting.

"MUST live in garbage can. If you don't live in a garbage can, that's a deal breaker"

I am a staunch advocate of the two P's of dating: Personality, Pulse.

Is her voice really that amazing? The only time I've heard her sing was in the episode and it was very much the opposite of impressive. Maybe she was nervous or something, but I thought the guy she sang with on the second tune (we'll call him "Hair Trashcan") majorly stole the show.

But... but.... Liz Lemon said.

I'm a feminist. Just getting that out of the way.

Agree.