OMG, when I was pledging I went on a diet of just nothingburgers and lemon juice. But the cool thing is you can eat as many nothingburgers as you want and still lose weight!

Fact. Jezebel reported this fact.

Angry? You bet your motherfucking ass. Chicks? For the most part, yeah. Hate on attractive women? I wish. I hate attractive women just because they're prettier than I am, but when I criticized the lyrics to "Upgrade U" and when I said Robin Wright was a joyless succubus with less charisma than a Fox News correspondent…

Right? It's such a weak attempt to discredit someone while still managing to be exceptionally vain and oblivious. "OMG everyone just hates me because I'm so beautiful!!" NOPE they hate you because you're THE WORST.

I do the SAME EXACT THING. Except for the main paging bit because I don't think I'm allowed to post to GroupThink yet. But sooo many times I've gotten way too rambunctious all "THAT'S JEZEBEL...I AM ON THAT SITE ALLLLLLL DAY!" as if I have a hand in its creation, lol.

Women are always sooo angry. Can't they just take their government-sponsored whore pills and shut up? *couMISANDRYgh*

I KNOW! I saw a thing on World News Tonight about the story and Jezebel's involvement and I shouted (at the dinner table no less) "THAT'S JEZEBEL I COMMENT THERE THEY'VE MAIN PAGED ME LIKE THREE TIMES THOSE ARE MY GIRLS MAN!!!"

Yeezus! Yes that's all women care about looking pretty and putting skanks in their place for being too attractive. Guess I'll go back to braiding my leg hair.

I don't really see us as angry. We're really more grumpy, and even that is only for 10 days a year.

We get nothing burgers and stupid lasagna today? We'll be halfway to a cookbook by the end of the week!

OH GOD. The five is HILARIOUS. In that I mostly have hate-watched it in the past. They have Gavin McInnes on there regularly! And you know what an enlightened guy HE is.

Nothing burgers are great because you can eat as many as you want without getting fat(er, because obviously as a feminist you're unshaved, fat, and have two teeth).

Just wondering, what do you think is on that nothing burger? Onions, pickles, lies? Or maybe just mustard and rancid assholes?

WHERE'S THE BEEF, KATE DRIES? WHERE?

What I don't quite get is why they're all up in arms over the website that reported it. She got kicked out of her sorority for hazing. Fact. Jezebel reported this fact.

If I weren't already a reader, the dis from the Five would draw me right in.

Oh, Andrea. Vapid, narcissistic, and under the thrall of the Patriarchy is no way to go through life.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH THE SOUND OF ME GOBBLING DOWN ALL THESE NOTHING BURGERS.