Say what you will about Nicki Minaj, but over the years the one major constant with her is her support of young people and education. There are so many videos and gifs of her on the internet, telling random kids that the single most important thing is for them to go to college and work hard at being smart.

You're right - chunky guys never get cast in movies or are considered bangable.

OMG YOU GUYS. THE GUY WHO RUNS I SUCK AT TINDER. I WENT TO COLLEGE WITH HIM. WE HOOKED UP. I'M DEAD!

Best one. SPRUCE. GET IT.

I think that any love is good lovin. So I took what I could get.

Fat dudes are sexy as hell.

I thought that first line said, "Women will fantasize about hot food all day long," which seemed pretty accurate to me.

the dirty filmmaker (for those of you following along with this saga) and i met on tinder (my first actual tinder date ever!!!) and i knew i wanted to see him bc he asked what i was doing, i told him i was at the one direction concert, and he messaged me back 10 minutes later saying "i took a quiz to see which one i…

Extra bonus points if you're a gynaecologist

"how many vaginas have you touched?"

Hell. At first I thought it was a guy named Jesus...

This is what Britney looks like when she determines you must be destroyed.

I literally think this would be a better idea than a zoolander sequel.

I just watched it for five minutes straight and quit smoking.

When I was teaching ESL, I had a student, a doctor from Cuba, whose parents had immigrated from Russia. She was a tiny little blonde thing that by Vogue standards would have been quite the prize. She *hated* her body because her butt was too flat and she told stories about stuffing the back of her shorts when she…

I just have to say this. This right here is what is now the "classic" stripper pose. Every single stripper/adult performer/exotic dancer I know has at least one promo shot on her Facebook page in this position. Some of them are nekkid, some have on a g-string or something, but every. single. one. has this shot.

If ya got it, shake it.

I am Glute.