Your set-up was like foreplay, it took me right where I needed to go. Thank you.

Well, they also let the really young kids essentially raise the slightly younger kids while Mama Duggar is laid up waiting to expel her seasonal larvae.

Worst I got is someone I (used to) know referring to every wine as "Blush".... because it makes her blush. No joke.

I was a waitress at a restaurant. I was fairly new at the time of the incident described below.

Cavalier period clothing. Yep. I blame it on reading Cyrano de Bergerac as an awkward middle schooler.

I like the way water smells when it comes out of a plastic garden hose. I'm not about to fuck the hose or anything, but I enjoy it more than I feel is normal.

Men who quote Shakespeare. Not just douchecanoes who mangle Hamlet, but men who can really insert The Bard (heh) with pithiness and wit and relevance to the subject at hand. Taketh me right noweth.

Bye, Tracie! We'll always have #dicks_jezebel and Prince Eric's pink and fleshy genitals.

Dear Tracie aka Jeze Barbie,

I think Rob said it best.

Tracie, my heart is breaking and the only thing that will even begin to heal it is riding a stripper bus to NJ with you.

Tracie, I've loved working with you here and cannot wait to see what you have up your sleeve at your new job with [REDACTED COMPANY]. I'll never forget the time the entire Jezebel staff [REDACTED SUBSTANCE] on your roof and then took [REDACTED SUBSTANCE] while sharing our mutual weird sex fantasies about [REDACTED…

were the socks Ruh-rolled?

I had a dog that ate all the magnetic letters I had on the fridge except for JK HOE. I found it insulting.

My mother went through a Farm Phase when I was growing up. 120 some odd acres, a lab, a couple husky/St Bernard mutts, numerous quarter horses, a very fancy mule, uncountable random stray cats, and two Great Danes. She also thought chickens would be an excellent idea. Oh my goodness yes, let's do have chickens. Thus,…

I recently got into a fairly bad argument with my boyfriend over this. I have weekly meetings far away from where we live, and I go to them alone. After I'd been attending for a few weeks some of the men I see there pretty regularly started approaching me, some polite, some gross..I have been using the "Oh gee thanks…