Don't treat your vagina like the alley behind a fast food restaurant.

Gross explanation by medical student:

I honestly didn't get the big hullabaloo about MLP until I watched the Bronies documentary (and cried like a little baby). I'm a person with ASD, married to a person with ASD, who has two boys with ASD. I also work professionally with kids on the spectrum. To see these guys- many of whom were on the autism spectrum…

I went to San Francisco with my boyfriend last summer. He loves cocktails, and he really wanted to go to this bar near Haight and Ashbury, so we figured we'd see that area of the city when we went to this bar. We showed up at the bar at around 9 on a Sunday night and the hostess, apparently really annoyed we were…

Hahah it's the WORST right?

Last year I went to Iceland with three friends. One of us flew from a different state, and the rest of us flew from Minneapolis. The flights were supposed to arrive there just a few minutes apart. Well, something went wrong with our plane and it got delayed.

Apologies in advance for the length, but I went on a month-long trip with the Worst Woman In The World, and it takes some time to relate. The trip in question an around-the-world backpacking extravaganza with some grad school friends to celebrate our graduation before settling down to real life. Three of the women…

INSANE BAD: I went to college far from home, so it required quite a bit of air travel. Once while trying to get back to college from winter break, my flight was cancelled at one of my layover stops. Shit happens, whatever. But it was in the mid-morning, so not the worst. I hunkered down at my new gate, which was in…

I boarded a train in Italy as a 9th grader on a family vacation without realizing that they didn't have bathrooms on the train.

I was on a tourist van across Costa Rica with an insane driver. At one point, he asked another passenger where he was going. "San Jose" the guy replied. "Oh, good," said the driver. I wasn't sure if we were going there or to Cahuita." HE DIDN'T KNOW THE DESTINATION and he was the driver.

There is something about forks! A friend of mine was visiting from England and on his last day we went to breakfast at a trashy little breakfast diner, the kind you only see in noir movies where the waitress probably smokes when you're not looking and the chef is an ex-mobster. Good pancakes.

About 6 years ago while flying from Little Rock, AR back to Nashville (where I was living at the time), I got stuck in an airplane lavatory. For over an hour.

Once I flew to my semester abroad with literally everything I owned, including cutlery, but somehow my forks were stashed in my carry-on. They obviously stopped me at security and made me throw them out (but not the butter knives?), but nothing came of it other than needing forks when I arrived. The next day was one…

Lololol. I was chatting to an American friend one night (I'm Aussie) and excused myself to grab some food that I told him I was going to "mung" down. He asked what munging was and I couldn't be bothered explaining what I had always used it for (eating a substantial amount of delicious food while high as a kite), so…

Jezebeling - Forcing your partner to read this list while having sex with them missionary style or through a hole in a sheet (ie the most bland way possible)

So funny story...my husband works for Yahoo! in the abuse team..I can easily say that half of the things described above have in some way or another been filmed and attempted to be published to the internet. He and his coworkers are the brave souls that have to watch them and then remove them from various Y!…

My personal favorite from the annals of "things that have definitely never happened, but people made up and put on Urban Dictionary" is the John Wilkes Booth. It's not gross per se, but I like it because of how specific it is. First, you need to have knowledge of what the Abraham Lincoln is: