Getting kicked in the balls sounds a lot like getting punched in a breast as a young teenager (when breast buds were forming and extremely tender, it wouldn't hurt as much with adult boobs once the buds are grown). Just saying that as someone who got a boob punch and also had a bungee cord snap and hit me right on the…

It's because people think that everything between the hipbones & the upper thighs is all "vagina". Pubic hair, pubic bone, outer lips, inner lips, clitoris, urethra, vaginal opening, perineum, it's all "vagina". Because they just don't wanna know. HERE THERE BE DRAGONS.

So NOW you care about my boner.

They do not. They were likely running away because they assumed you were asking to so as to ascertain the viability of a flotation device made out of balls. #misandry #onaboat

Oh, Canada. Never change. You lovable bundle of frozen joy.

Yes! I used to watch this in high school, and it changed me. It was exactly the right time for me to watch it, and it has informed my opinion on the importance of sex education.

I like that it comes down to horse boners and that you're so, so right. I hate outside. :/

Relevant for those who don't know who she is;

Obviously, the perfect horse has the perfect dick: like 19 or 20 inches, thick—but not too thick otherwise it's painful—rock hard with a nice throbbing vein. He's groomed perfectly in a way that's considerate of riders without being too gay-horse porn-y about it. He's standing in front of a fence, just begging a…

My friend wore these teeny tiny gold lamé swimming shorts when we went swimming and the second those suckers got wet, it was like he was wearing dick window shorts. They became completely see through.

The S-bend corset was supposed to make you lean forwards all the time, and the pouter-pigeon-front poofed out in front of that. Here's a great collection of drawings and pictures of that style and contemporaneous ones:

Thank you for doing this! As a former LHJ staffer and I cannot tell you how much fun it was to go into the archive and laugh at all the weird jello concoctions and the Tom Sellack covers from the 80s (google it). However I think you left out something really cool: LHJ in the 1910s was actually very progressive. Jane…

I was kidding. I know women do. You're about as circumspect as men are when we look at your breasts. I once straight up caught my wife's friend checking my package out. I had my hands in my pockets and did the rock on your heels and thrust back and forth nonchalantly. Her eyes got wide and she looked right up…

My boyfriend wears a pair of highlighter yellow running shorts for swimming. Just dick. Dick everywhere.

I blame the 50+ year olds who used to take it a bit too far the other direction when I was younger. Air drying in a public locker room is offputting, but waggling around while nude to speed up the process and not even turning around..... what a bunch of dicks.

You guys are going to sell prints of this, right? I feel like it's the perfect bathroom art.

Girl, what are you doing.