Me too! I lol’d that they’re whitewalls, too.

That actually looks pretty good. Hell, now I want a Maserati badge for my Odyssey.

Ay, guvnah! I ‘ave a spot of tea with the missus an’ get jolly mental with me fellow Crew supporters, I do!

I agree, those examples are all stupid as hell. And “boots”? They’re obviously shoes, maybe cleats if you want to be specific.

No, you come on!

It’s just such an affectation. I go to a few Crew games a year. I remember rolling my eyes out of my head over some chant about how “mental” Columbus fans are. Come the fuck on...

I agree, but some rich people will buy all sorts of crap. Jaguar and Range Rover are still around. Rich people have billions in hedgefunds when they’d be much better off in an index. Take your pick of the shittiest expansion franchise in any sport and I guarantee they’re making obscene money selling suites and…

Fake. This is obviously Eric Wareheim from a Tim and Eric reboot.

You’re always going to have assholes chasing the next shiny thing.

That’s probably a 401(k), not a pension.

Just don’t tell the current occupant of the white house

Care to explain why?

My dad had an 87 Maxima just like this one. That was the car I learned to drive in. He told me, “this is the best car I’ve ever had, if you get in a wreck make sure it’s mom’s car!” Sure enough, I did (it was a 95 Maxima, not nearly as good, no big loss).

Oh please, you’re reading far too much into that. Someone in turn of the century Vienna going to the opera is about as meaningful as someone in Chicago today catching a Cubs game. It was just something you do.

Hell yeah. Picking up dog shit is a small price to pay for 20 minutes of fresh air and podcast time.

Nah, he was a dumb redneck. All the finer things he enjoyed, he enjoyed “performatively”, meaning he enjoyed them as a means of showing off the supposed greatness of German culture. He went to the opera so he could impress on the masses the superiority of Wagner.

It died of a tragic case of symbolism.

Its a Yugoslavian-engineered comment.

Ha, no worries man, I hear what you’re saying, and I’m aware that my current burner handle is maybe not the most dignified!

Ah, the eternal question - Do idiots know that they’re idiots? I don’t know and I don’t care. What I do know is it will be a very long time before I’m ready to make nice with the trumpists. Until then, they can all get fucked.