That’s great, now how do you pronounce it?

That car is the most so-cal thing possible.

As a Blue Jackets fan, I would LOVE if the cannon made me go deaf. Believe me, that is not a problem.

The Blue Jacket’s cannon is the best hockey sound.

This is the truth. My parents never had a stick car and drivers ed is 100% auto. You can’t even rent a stick car. When I’ve asked my few friends with stick cars to let me try, they always say no. How does one learn short of buying a damn stick car?

Maybe! But, I mean Christ. I follow his blog, its nothing but wildcards, wildcards, nyc football, wildcards, his movie theater in Santa Fe, wildcards, and wildcards with a side of wildcards.

It’s surprisingly hard to find that data in one place.

Well, yeah obviously, we all took econ 101. My point is getting butts in seats is one thing getting cash out of wallets is another.

It would be interesting to see more granular attendance numbers.

They’re not exactly selling tickets at NFL prices, tho. It’s also usually pretty cheap to get in the door (I’m not complaining, just saying). 

Then know to get out the little body bag.

You know, that’s insanely gaudy, but you can tell that guy really loves his car. Not my taste but you can’t hate a guy for that, I say let him live.

Me too! I lol’d that they’re whitewalls, too.

That actually looks pretty good. Hell, now I want a Maserati badge for my Odyssey.

Ay, guvnah! I ‘ave a spot of tea with the missus an’ get jolly mental with me fellow Crew supporters, I do!

I agree, those examples are all stupid as hell. And “boots”? They’re obviously shoes, maybe cleats if you want to be specific.

No, you come on!

It’s just such an affectation. I go to a few Crew games a year. I remember rolling my eyes out of my head over some chant about how “mental” Columbus fans are. Come the fuck on...

I agree, but some rich people will buy all sorts of crap. Jaguar and Range Rover are still around. Rich people have billions in hedgefunds when they’d be much better off in an index. Take your pick of the shittiest expansion franchise in any sport and I guarantee they’re making obscene money selling suites and…

Fake. This is obviously Eric Wareheim from a Tim and Eric reboot.