Fuck them. They did a stupid thing and should be made to feel stupid.

Hey show me an article (from anywhere!) showing that Trump is doing a good job, that he is competent, that he is up to the task at hand.

I’m with you, but strictly on style. Tell me these aren’t cool-looking cars:

God, that was a hilarious moment. I remember that vividly.

Yeah, I would turn that around. When you’re a kid having something signed by your hero is mind blowing.

A grateful nation salutes you for your sacrifice, citizen. Godspeed.

Right, and unlike most CEOs, athletes need to show results or they can be cut mercilessly.

Ahem, I prefer Herr Doktor Fart.

Hell I’ll do it for half that.

do you know how awful it is to be pitied by an Australian?

THIS, start at the Model T, although I’d stretch the early car time period a little to compensate for the effects of two world wars and the great depression.

These things were under $4,000 new. Really keeps its value.

*Jeff Foxworthy voice* Do you wear black pants everyday? Then you might be a 1950's beatnik stereotype.

Tailgate thefts? Is that a thing?

So, you seem like as good a person to ask this as any - are there still people out there with strong opinions on whether “Ford is better than Chevy” or vise versa?

There’s a reason that even people who loathe it choose to remain there

That’s a nice looking truck!

When he’s hurt he calls the amblience

The bottle of 100% pure maple syrup in my fridge right now says “Refrigerate after opening”. YMMV

Semen is a wild card because of its unpredictable nature. Did you get it all? That shit could be anywhere. The paranoia is the worst part.