between Sephora and Usher, herpes is having a real break out moment.

I didn’t think there could ever be a more adorable video than Demanding Lemur, but Demanding Lemur is dead to me now. RIP

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS

1) let’s revisit season 6. The worst monsters are the every day men in our lives.

Star this so it goes to the top pls. Do not scroll down; some asshat posted pictures of decapitated heads and mutilated corpses and some other asshat raised it out of the grays.

On the other hand, it does explain why he shook her hand before the speech he gave at Andrews.

Okay, but if it was a body double, Trump definitely would say something like, “my wife Melania, she’s right here. This is definitely not a body double.”

A metal bucket. Probably it doesn’t even have to have food in it. But carry and occasionally bang on a metal bucket and most cows will come to you. That means feeding time. Bells work too. That means milking time.

So in other words, take the high road.

You know it’s possible to say things and not remember saying them because you grew up your entire life being able to say those things without repercussions or thinking about how your words/actions impact others. This is commonly known as privilege.

If the cops really wanted to catch this bull quickly, they would have employed a steak out.

Hmm. The drugstore dye story is silly. This is a billionaire family and they don’t go to get a professional fix at the salon, but instead WALK TO ECKERT to buy Miss Clairol? That’s my hmm face.

Ok, here goes. Writing this out makes me want to barf. 

hell no I’m not linking to that scare fest lmao. i believe it was either last year or form two years ago. a woman went on a date with a guy who wanted to pretend she was limbless or something like that. like he wanted to act out chopping her up. he lived in a rural area so i think she spent the night. ANYWAY DON’T…

After I read all the entries, my dog’s pre-bedtime potty breaks from now until December will end with both of us running back home as fast as we can the moment he’s done. I don’t know if he senses my fear or just humors me or just loves running as fast as we can. But he’s a great terror-buddy!

YOOOOOOOOOOOO that murder date guy was another chilling one. FUCK ALL OF THAT TO HELL

Do you remember the story about how the kid was writing a paper with headphones on and there was writing all over the house that said “LOOK AT ME”? It still haunts me and that was I think like 3 years ago.

YES. THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is good advice but before you go to HR, try to be sure you are dealing with an HR department that is interested in helping employees and not just in supporting the company leaders’ interests. From the New Yorker article, it’s pretty clear the HR dept. at Weinstein carried out HW’s wishes and weren’t resources for…

My favorite part was about draining the swamp cuz he’s in quicksand. Eminem is a great freestyle rapper. He should make a movie about his mad skills. I know it’s an unpopular opinion as a feminist, but I gotta give him props because I do think he’s quite talented even though some of his lyrics are terribly offensive.