Nice try Ricky Martin........

Side note: is it just me or are the numbers for starred likes not showing up for anyone else? The pages also seem to load slowly as well.

Wow!

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

And I get so angry walking around and seeing people driving straight through red lights and rolling through stop signs. Just this morning a woman went straight through a stop sign and almost hit me. All I’m saying is... slow down and your risk of killing someone drops precipitously.

My cousin’s wife was accidentally killed by someone not paying attention. It was tragic all around but the forgiveness my cousin showed the person who killed her was extremely healing for both parties. Forgiveness and acceptance comes in time.

Of course Caitlin doesn’t. Caitlin is far too narcistic and self-obsessed for survivor’s guilt. I guarantee that Caitlin sleeps like a baby every night.

People in the USA are being told not to eat Tide Pods. Humans over the age of 2 are willingly eating laundry detergent, in the USA, because random people on the internet said they taste good.

Social media feels like homework to me.

Make no mistake, that’s exactly what he does too.

We are fucked

Yup...it’s all you buddy. Those policies you implemented in 2009-11 seem to really have helped a lot.

Next will be a Muslim Pm. And a black king

Fucking up is a DUI. Fucking up is stealing a DVD at Target. Fucking up is pulling a “Do you know who I am?!” at a restaurant, or perhaps getting into a fight at a bar. Hate crimes are not “fucking up.” Hate crimes mean you’re a shitheel garbage human, and while atonement is possible, it is rare.

Roy Moore didn’t want to go anyways; there’s a local high school game that same night.

It’s almost like communicating through Twitter isn’t good for our mental health.

I heard this the other day, and thought it was great. It went something like this: Don’t say or do anything to a woman that you wouldn’t want a man to say or do to you if you were in prison.

Men who truly respect women and don’t behave like creeps are not worried about this shit.

Ding ding ding, we have a winner folks. I guarantee you there was infidelity involved. Tree trimmings aren’t “tackled out of nowhere” worthy. Coming home to seeing the smug asshole that fucked your wife? Yeah, that’s worth a six-rib breaking tackle.

“a very regrettable dispute between two neighbors over a matter that most people would regard as trivial,”