Seriously? Larry Fedora? Did Mike Vape take a job elsewhere?

Kelp

a) All hail King Goodell, God-Emperor of the NFL! Tremble mortals, and despair! Righteous justice has come to be dispensed!

“Hortelano’s name shouldn’t be too unfamiliar to U.S. audiences; he competed at Cornell.”

Maybe the only time he’s been happy to have missed the penalty.

“Nothing appealing about it”

John Skipper: “No shit, Rick, I’ve been saying that about your fucking contract for years”

So with 9 years of hindsight, the obvious conclusion to draw is...Simmons was 100% correct here?

We should also give them typewriters. Eventually, the monkeys will obviously produce Shakespeare, but what about the other two? A Tucker Max rough draft?

I’d love to hear how this ruined Vin Scully for you. Did he make false statements? Is it a good thing that, in a country where people are dying in food riots, the well-to-do are (gasp!) part of the dictatorship? Fuck and no are the correct answers, Junior.

Please, by all means, enlighten us with your worldly views on…

“NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING SHINEBOX”

I was in a fraternity in college, and you are absolutely correct. Not all Frats and Sororities are terrible. In fact, only about 75% of them are.

NIH Scientists: “Mr. Goodell, could you please provide us with the following data...”

Bear Richard Kimble is a good bear. Human is a poor Tommy Lee Jones substitute.

Braves: We need a new stadium!

Appropriate as NFL defenses will be greeting Cousins with arms wide open all season long.

Couldn’t agree more. It’s like, if Bud Lite wants to sponsor a pickup truck race from Florida to Oklahoma called “The Trail of Beers,” who are we to stop them? We are no one, that’s who we are. Think about it.

Slow your roll there a little. I think he is talking about human nature and how a talented PR person can write poll questions to get the results they want and take advantage of it. Not his personal feelings on whether “Redskins” is offensive.

pretty sure the Umber’s millennial children are in charge now and they thirst for leaders who are more in touch with today’s fast-paced social-media driven society.

That is a top notch meme. But would you consider it a Trump meme or a Hillary meme?