Skip Bayless looks different than I remember

“You, uh, basting that turkey today?”

L. Kiffin is actually Lane Kiffin

All the money these cuts save go towards ESPN’s project of building Robo-Berman.

Shirley he has

As a Badger fan, I went from full curd to whey.

My son is also named Bort

I certainly will miss seeing Tom Arnold getting heckled by Indiana fans

I just default to jabroni

Didn’t know his cyborg programming had a cloaking function

Isn't it animal cruelty to subject your pet to watching a shitty team?

As do I. should be common sense

+ 1 uncomfortable college orientation discussion

I had some triscut crackers in the car on the way over here

Dr. Krueger can give him some bionic vertebrae.

Football is a team sport. When one of you gets charged, you all get charged. There is no “I” in felony.

Thank you for making me spit coffee all over my screen. +1

+1 Jelly Bean

If you could go back in time and yell anything at any historical figure, who would it be and what would you yell?