The poll was called into question when 90 out of 100 surveyed found Coldplay an appropriate choice to play at the Super Bowl.

Hans Moleman presents: boy getting hit by basketball

I am an irritable law student who acts like a dad. This guy’s haircut offends me. Are the scissors broken in your house son?

I’d be ok with robot refs for the NBA.

BREAKING: Scooby Wright will miss 4-7 weeks.

+1 All Quiet on the Oxford Front

Damn East Egg...

+1 City of Dwight

The head of the Brazilian Olympic Committee has said the collapse was planned, as this will be the first Olympic cycling event with a “sweet ass jump.”

How bout some duck butter with your pancakes?

A players strike could stop him.

There's that famous Russian enthusiasm.

**ring**ring***

If he's required by law to eat Papa Johns, he already is.