Stick to sports.

“THIS IS MY LAST RESORT"

If your sport is fine with knocking someone out cold and then punching him twice in the head while he’s out, congratulations, your sport is garbage.

Holy shit you are a real doctor?!  

This guy has been a shitbag for years. Hilarious to see him finally get checked.

Wow, I thought this was one of those classic Deadspin comments where you write a meandering, turgid paragraph and then land the punchline, but you actually meant everything you wrote. Fuck man, kudos.

That is a normal caller. Move on.

He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.

I was born to love you.....I was born to lick your face ....

Delete out the email addresses, then add them back in once your message is ready.

Hit reply, then immediately delete the recipient in the “To:” field?

If the email requires more depth/sensitivity than a quick response, I’ll typically write the email in a different window, or even a Word doc.

Man did I love JR.  Thanks for the reminder.  What a sad story.  If he didn’t have the stroke, the baseball record book would look very different.

Great shout. I saw his hand & glove barely clear his head and something stirred in me. Thanks for the reminder. I loved JR. We coulda been a contender had he stayed healthy.

+7 train

That’s not what I was expecting John Rocker’s kid to look like

Let’s see ... Ibaka’s FG% ... Lowry’s playoff winning % ... Marc Gasol is pretty old ...

Starring just to get help get this up to 30.

Goofus and Gallant

+1 Ort