No, they’re telling you that if you have to argue about order of operations the notation is inadequate to begin with.

Please use the “Jennifer” meme after all future headlines. My name is Jennifer and this article has that personal touch that most articles are missing and I really appreciate it. Thx.

I read this to the tune of Nirvana’s “All Apologies.”

FUCK THAT GUY AND HIS ILK FOR RUINING THE PUNCHING GAME FOR ALL OF US

Right? In a hotel he’d worked in for years. On an island so small everyone knew him and had a story about him? No fucking way.

I grew up on a small island and this shit just doesn’t happen. When tourism is your sole economy you don’t fuck with the tourists. Not in a place so small.

I’m just here to say that I never realized Cincinnati was the same shape as Alaska and that it’s freaking me out.

Net +4 for the good guys post-correction.

+ א

I cried. I didn’t know golf could make me cry.

Jim Nantz was doing his best to get El Tigre to cry. “Just tell us how it feels. And I mean how it really feels. Deep down in your soul. Think of your kids. And your deceased father. How does it feel? Just tell us."

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

It is nothing but antisocial shutin techbros or VC douchbags and the overpriced delivery services/apps that serve them. Everyone else has been priced out of the city.

Any semblance of the city has been innovated and disrupted into oblivion by entrepreneurs. 

The cynic in me thinks that this was put out as an obvious target for outrage. When people complain about it, they put that small amount of money back in, and leave all of the other awful draconian cuts. 

Water polo probably wouldn’t.

Still better than that time he went to a Dodgers game.

MSU reinforcing bad behavior when they should be reinforcing their seats.

Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.

Yup. Just another municipal union member happily living off the pension that liberal Democrats fought for and then spending his time complaining about how those same liberal Democrats are ruining America.

Isn’t it “choad”?  Have I been wrong for 25+ years?

I feel ya! I went to the University of Illinois. In the movie Risky Business, Tom Cruise was trying to get into Harvard and when he was turned down when his work “wasn’t quite ivy league” he stood up and said “it looks like the University of Illinois” with a sarcastic smile on his face.