“The fans here at Nationals Park playing Red Light Green Light between innings, sponsored by Geico!” - Joe Buck while Darren Rovell pleasures him

More writing like this, please. It’s the perfect amount of admiration that doesn’t turn into jock-sniffing. 

They wouldn’t drop. 

There are some who legit get there. It takes all manner of sacrifice to get there... and talent, too. Dave Flemming comes to mind. But by and large these guys are robots or beneficiaries of nepotism. If it was merit based, you’d be listening to entirely different guys. I like to think I’d be one of them... did a high…

He hogs all of the good broadcasting gigs, by dint of having gotten his job because of who his father was. As a former aspiring broadcaster who’s pretty fucking good at what I do and never so much as got a sniff from a major league team (and also got bumped from calling some events because a MLB broadcaster called in…

I have come to the conclusion that nothing is real anymore. 

How come this fucking caricature made of rotting human flesh gets to whine and cry and talk to the Aflac duck, all while making millions every year to be the head coach, and his players can’t make jack shit? Unless this really isn’t his likeness and he has actually sold his soul to the devil?

He is golf’s very own Trevor Bauer

I thought Chris died and was resurrected, hereby becoming Christ?

If anyone in any other industry tweeted this irresponsibly they’d... umm... still be president.

Wait, I fully expected this article to be about Bobby Petrino

“I got that from the network”

+1 Jungle Death Girard

If Nate Silver is against it, I’m for it. Simple as that. 

That must mean it was kid-tested?

I wear my Kevin Fahey shirt every time I watch the WNBA. He’s my favorite ref, and I buy tickets just so I can see him play. 

68 mph from 45’ is equivalent to about 90 mph. And some of the women on the US women’s national baseball team (Jade Gortarez is one) throw over 80. 

Wait. If I’m up 3-1, a grand slam doesn’t beat me? That’s some 4-dimensional thinking. 

And miles to go before he slept. What can I say. Too much Jägermeister. 

Disregard. Thought they were in Oakland. Oops