That’s probably the only ballpark in baseball where he even has a shot to make that play, too. 

Games are too expensive, they are too long, and there are too many of them. Also, travel sports and the number of games kids play now is asinine, cannibalizing the sport.

I met Charles Steinberg years later when he was in the Dodgers front office and referred to him to someone as “the Dentist.” They looked at me as if I had two heads. Forgot about that until now. 

I came here to write basically this but I didn’t get to because the Grocery Bagger and Parking Lot Attendant beat me to it. That was the only column where you could read it and have no concept what it was about unless you had a cast sheet or a legend.

What a millennial snowflake

You look just like Buddy Holly.

And nearly all of them are going to have a career in something other than sports.

This is criminally underrated. 

I’m a skier and have skied all over the country. Out of control is out of control... it doesn’t matter what’s attached to your feet. I have had enough skiers almost plow into my kids going backward to know that it just. doesn’t. matter. 

You had to invoke that fucking book. My father sent that to me, and out of respect I read it. What horrible trash. 

I think the punch line is that the temp is in the 90s because of global warming

He is a horrible broadcaster and an even worse human. Nothing new here.

I guess I shoulda been more specific... the replyallpocalypse is what I’m trying to avoid! Solid tip though 

I’ve done that too. Usually it results in me not sending it, which is never a bad thing. 

Ok, this is a great one, but if I have to hit “Reply,” how do I save myself from myself? (This is a real problem for me.)

He’s got a little bit of Orel Hershiser’s mechanics, too... and yes, JR was a dominant force.

I’d like someone to compare his delivery to JR Richard... cause it looks exactly like it to me. I’m old. Here it is. Keith Jackson on the pbp, foreshadowing Richard’s stroke.

This is like a Highlights magazine. “See if you can find all the 30s in this picture!”

god I wish I knew what you meant but +1 and freedom from the grays

So now they tell me the order of operations is bullshit?