Let’s face it, they’d be hitting about 30% of all American women born between 1970-1985... so you might be on to something 

Maybe the writer just wanted to have a steamy phone call with a real live sanctioned writer. You never know with this crowd. 

I didn’t know it was a thing either, until now. It’s finny though... my wife and I were having a conversation about the fact that when we were kids we ate like six things, and now I’m googling recipes so I can feed my kids varied stuff. 

My father used to describe my mom’s brisket (prepared in the same fashion, because she’s from Jersey City... who knew that was a thing) as “a waste of a perfectly good cut of meat.” I’m dying over here. 

this guy looks like fuckin Jim Thorpe. I am sure he was great at squash back in the day.

Worked in the Northern League for years. Midway was always a special trip. The front office used to lovingly refer to the stadium as “putting lipstick on a pig.” When they built the new one, they didn’t really have a choice... too much deferred maintenance. It was just old. Idk about the location, I’m not a Minnesota…

Some of my favorite times ever have been (a) business trips where I’ve gotten to a ballpark or (b) my minor league baseball days where you’d get off a bus in Sioux City and have no way to explore but your feet and your mouth. I miss that so much.

Yea, I was thinking it was somewhat like this, only with a “hurr durr look at all the PR the special olympics is getting they are sure to get way more in donations hurr durr” mixed in, while they complain about government involvement in our lives while benefiting from specific government programs that may help their…

I feel like Trump getting elected was basically the equivalent of worms coming out of a dead corpse

Nothing gets through the left side when Chris Christie and Engler are playing third and short 

Lol. We used it in high school eons ago but never needed to spell it.

Not defending this chode.

Dumb question here... does the fan have any legal grounds to sue for slander based on this clown hitting the circuit and talking trash about him? Dolan’s a public figure. The fan isn’t. 

I’m a Trojan also, and a very good test-taker who is by no measure successful years later.

He was at a baseball field, so it made sense. I wonder what Reginald Denny is up to. 

I had Rodney King sign a baseball once. But while he was signing I asked him to add “can’t we all just get along?” The fuck-you look I received was priceless. 

This is where the people who complain about the erosion of morals intersect with people who say “it was only a joke.” In other words... the twilight zone. 

Patti prolly has a nice Scott Walker sticker on her car. Bet she could also tell you all you wanted to know about Obummer being born in Kenya. 

Doughy white guy tantrum in 3... 2...

Trevor needs to find another room. For a libertarian, he’s really millennial.