“Corrected”

No it hasn’t

A toddler might say to you, “Vroom vroom, I am a truck!”

This question hinges quite a bit on whether Tebow gets called up by the Mets.

and steve bannon as the balladeer

My favorite Tweet so far...

I think you might need Tommy Jean(-Paul Sartre) surgery.

The forbidden crotchfruit of Buster Bluth and a distempered capybara.

I love that “sarcasm posts” are a major part of the Deadspin commenting culture, but only when used for 4-5 specific jokes.

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I’ve been coming to this site too long. I was waiting for the kid to get injured or a drunk adult to steal the ball.

This’d make a hell of a Mad-Lib.

“Don’t stop Peggy! Don’t stop!” - Rex Ryan, furiously masturbating.

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

“I’m not the president of the Yankees, I’m an asshole,” said Levine.

Looks like it’s Famine time in the Feaster household

I say this as an OSU alum and diehard fan, but I fucking love Jim Harbaugh. He’s great for college football - he’s a vibrant and eccentric weirdo that it is hard to not find endearing. He’s like a mix between a psychopath and a labradoodle. And you know what? I don’t think he’s ever leaving Michigan, at least for…

Chuck E Cheese- I haven’t been to one of these places in ages. The video game cabinets have been replaced by educational games, but the animatronic show goes on. Across the table two time Super Bowl MVP, Eli Manning squirts Elmers glue into his mouth. As we wait for our sausage pizza, Eli leans in and confides that…

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.