He’d respond to your burn, but he has to stop by the Sheetz in Bedford, Va to load up his phone with a new card.

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

Apparently they transferred to Kansas from the University of Idaho.

I want to fight Darren. Badly.

yes it does.

The headline suggests that he’s the one that called it a “distraction” but I don’t think this is an example of the usual “coach downplays seriousness of a rape because basketball is more important” thing. The reporter ASKED if it was a distraction, and he basically responded, “Yes it is, but the police’s work in…

Damn, I mean obviously then the surgery is the right choice then. That sounds terrible.

Jeff Sessions is the worst of the crackers.

This is real, the same way his bloody sock was real. I don’t have time for your fake news.

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

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(Oh, and I hate hate hate how your username makes me feel inside my soul.)

PEEOTUS

alternate headline:

Bama is still going to claim a share of this title through parentage of Dabo.

Jesse’s silence was deafening. I could only imagine the look on his face in the booth.

“If it’s getting hot in here, then take off all your pads. This is Bob Costas for Tampax.”

Dillon Brooks?

Not a “thug” or “disrespectful to the game” to be found.