“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

One in hole!

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

Agreed. Belichick routingely gushed over Moss’ intelligence while he was in New England, which probably caught some folks by surprise given Moss’ troubles in Minnesota and Oakland, but it was obvious watching him play (and now seeing him on TV) that he’s expectionally smart.

You make a valid point, Horsemeat Avenger.

He ate a cherry before the game and was surprised they didn’t start the contest up 100-0.

Somehow, “Every Sperm is Sacred” just fits Notre Dame to a T.

As a millennial I can assure you this is not a meme.

If we’re going that route, I’m just glad the team hasn’t pulled a Number 6 yet.

I should say he should Get a Grip or at least Pump his brakes or he might be taking a Permanent Vacation from the league.

Have you tried fat, drunk, and stupid?

as a crohnie, i’d like to say this makes me hate goodell more

we’re going to drain the swamp*

On it!

Great... another white person telling black people what to do. (Just kidding, fully support GOP getting trounced, even if the numbers are starting to say it won’t happen for the senate)

That’s what republican voter suppression has done; it’s angered black voters so much that they often end up vote in higher numbers in protest. They won’t allow themselves to be silenced by racist voter policies.

I am right with you, they sure tried but they couldn’t suppress my vote

As a black dude currently living in NC, I made sure to cast my ballot early. Here’s hoping McCrory and Trump have a bad day tomorrow

Black North Carolinians: Please vote tomorrow and fuck their shit up. Sincerely, White New Englander

So you only work in absolutes. Relativism has no place in the work force? Got it.