Easy. Your country is full of terrified, racist, sexist assholes.

Black president

Thanks Drew, we needed that. Also, we should begin talking about what happens after Turd loses. These little racist froggies arent going back into Pandora’s box so easily.

Can you please re-tweet all your death threats, Drew?

Oh, that stings.

FTFY:

maybe he shouldn’t have grounded his cyber guy.

This Woman Is an actual Fucking Hero... I don’t usually catch feelings over Internet stories But I am Goddamned Livid. She lost more than this fuck could ever imagine saving lives. What a piece of shit this clown is. Fuck Him.

The URL to the press release is “https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/ivanka-trump-headline-worthy-opening-line.” More great work from the Trump web development team.

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

Same.

Looks like a scrapped episode of Undercover Boss outside 38 Studios

Hillary should just bring a family size bag of Cheetos and sit it in the front row.

I saw this on the interwebs somewhere - not sure who it’s attributed to - but god damn it is spot on and worth a re-post elsewhere.

I like your name. It made me laugh and nearly spit tea all over my laptop.

How the fuck is this moron a followed commenter and I was just banished back to the grays with no explanation?

There’s good stuff in The Slot. Granted, I see it mostly when it’s crossposted, but I like the “new” Deadspin. Used to visit Gawker too, so really all this does is cut down on the amount of tabs I’ve got open.

I was thinking I might have to move abroad now regardless of the outcome of the election.

I do think it’s important to call out Tebow’s presence in the Mets’ organization as the marketing ploy that it is. The easiest and most direct way to do that is to continually remind people that Tebow is in fact a dreadful baseball player.

He should win for resisting to put in the gas can that is Pedro Baez.