I think he’s a lot like Trump. He has really deluded himself into thinking all of this stuff is true.

I sat on a chocolate milkshake in 1987 and my mother’s Chrysler LeBaron never smelled the same until we got rid of it in maybe 1993.

I am not the leader of the free world. I have a small business which will maybe gross $100k this year. I am primary caregiver for my two kids. And I don’t have time to watch football or tweet. I just don’t get this. And yes, I’m posting on a deadspin article.

I’m sorry, but who is Lena Dunham and why should I care about her?

This guy sucked when he recorded “The Shake” and this is a shameless cash grab, Samer’s right.

You also can’t forget that nothin from nothin leaves nothin.

When i pee

It has been weird for me as an anti-Goodell guy to be on his side in this battle against the owners. But I do think that if he had said “hey, wait a second, let’s acknowledge the issue and discuss this” when Kaepernick was protesting last year, he would have done well for his players and his brand. Instead, he hoped…

I’ll try it next time I’m back!

I have been gone so long I didn’t know there was one in RSM. I am in my mid-40s and have been going to the Mi Casa on Tustin Av since I was three weeks old... #7, rice and beans for life

so is Mi Casa. There used to be two of those. And Wahoo’s.

This feels like the 1985 NBA Finals. Just nuts.

My biggest problem with Twitter is that everyone comes out of it sounding like Trump. Sad!

Sarah Sanders has less soul than my daughter’s gymnastics facility. Which is saying a lot.

13-12. I’m in New Hampshire. The power went out at about 2, the dog woke up at 5, and I started fucking with the generator at 5:20. And it didn’t work. And I’m a Dodger fan. Bad day.

Trump gets elected president, still hoping I’ll wake up from that one

Twix?

This is what happens in society when everyone gets a trophy. Kids these days are so soft.

I am still mad about the loss in the one-game playoff in 1980 after the Dodgers swept the Astros three straight to close the regular season, fuck Jack Perconte

Amazing. I am a Dodgers fan, have been forever (including the McCourt years) and always will be. The only gripe I have is that the boys in blue lost. I love how the Astro guys play... these are two teams that are evenly matched. This is fun.