God, I love him, and I wonder how much better I’d be in my life if I did anything with half the passion with which he plays baseball.

On a scale of “not” to “Spicoli,” how high was he in that interview where he talked about routes?

Joe Maddon invented baseball, give him a break

We used to call him “Shellackey” when he pitched for the Halos, what a turd

No. It’s because this.

He uses Capital Letters like he’s a Character in a Fucking Winnie the Pooh Book

He is a D. I’m wondering if he’s not using the term “snowflake” tongue in cheek. It’s still the lamest insult ever.

I’m nobody. And even I don’t have time for shit like this.

Great screen name, and I deal with the same thing as a USC guy living in New England... I didn’t go to bed after the WSU game until 2:30.

You’re correct. And they would not feel emboldened to share their hate and reverse progress.

As much as I hate to say it, the right would be making our lives every bit as miserable if she had won, because “Shillary,” “Killary,” “Obummer,” “Obozo,” “the Clinton machine,” blah blah blah. We are doomed.

The Dumbening is complete. It got him elected.

“You lost, get over it!”

Dear assholes walking around wearing this shit, including your Massachusetts Invented America shirt: you are disrespecting the flag too.

nice gut bro, bet all the chicks love it

I think this guy is so old that he thinks he can say things and they’re not immediately news. Like it used to be in the days when AWG.

Training for a marathon in 2009. I was in Kansas City for a little bit, went for a run down in a riverbed/wooded area. Had to shit, grabbed some leaves without much thought, and wiped. A couple days later I realized what the problem was... the leaves were poison ivy and I had smeared them all over my hands and…

This is very good sportswriting. Not a huge tennis fan - but this writeup was perfect.

If he gets released he can get #WhopperSeverance... http://creativity-online.com/work/get-fired-from-your-job-you-could-collect-#whopperseverance-from-burger-king/52544

Not oppo. Still impressive.