Broken bat opposite field home run! I just referenced this yesterday. I have a sad life.

Lakers scrubs Ronnie Lester and Wes Matthews (father of Wesley Matthews). Dodgers scrubs Reggie Williams and R.J. Reynolds. I have no idea why I liked Reggie Williams; R.J. I can account for because he squeezed in a game winning run in the 1982 pennant race to beat the Braves.

Guess once they left San Diego they didn’t have to stay classy

Health insurance is $12 a month, though. He can afford it /s

whitlock: the bojangling reporter who constantly called any black athlete a bojangler, and whose idea of reporting on something he was sent to europe to report was to get third-hand reports back from others while sitting on the bus watching episodes of the sopranos. the laziest “reporter” I have ever come across.

Or its synonym, conspicuous by its absence from your list: yuuuuuuuge

“Isn’t he a big dumb animal ladies and gentlemen?”

It’s funny when the dog is the one with the most normal name in the story.

“It’s so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course!”

Also, the contest to see who can Play The Game The Right Way is also enthralling.

No, the best part was still no Berman... I would have killed myself

Meanwhile, 58% of Detroit’s children are below the poverty line, which means their parents can’t even afford snacks at games... yet this is what this Shawn Windsor guy writes about.

Lol because Boston is such a bastion of the alt-right it’s the most consistently blue state in the country... move along

I bet all these people still work for the same company they started with after they went to college for a year, did a mission trip, then graduated. That’s the Mormon way

the last time I partied with people out of my league in the hamptons it resulted in me hurdling a picket fence and landing on a picket fence that was laying on the ground. apparently rich people don’t move their old shit. 27 stitches later...

I hope Mitch McConnell’s polio comes back

I went to college at USC and went to more Trojan baseball games than I care to admit (graduated in 1996). I used to do homework in the stands at Dedeaux Field and relax in the sun; it was my library and no one really cared much about the team even though we were good. I used to pore over stats when Randy Flores was…

Trump is Al Czervik

This guy’s existence is a practical joke, right? Washington... Lincoln... Roosevelt... Trump.

this is only a controversy because of curt schilling and chemtrails. wake up sheeple!!!