To your point: another well-known ballhawk worked in minor league baseball for me years ago as a clubbie. Why I didn’t google him I’ll never know, but what a complete shitshow it was having this guy as a clubbie. He wound up stiffing me for a few hundred bucks I loaned him so he could get home for a funeral.

I am really happy he is wearing a T-shirt and not a suit. Like irrationally happy.

DiPietro said the same, though I think he confused “deserved it” with “Crosby did it because it made sense strategically.”

I live in New England. There are far fewer racists here than other places I’ve lived. I don’t live in Boston, though.

Looks like they killed it. It’s off their website... they also did this earlier: http://raptors.milbstore.com/store_contents.cfm?store_id=79&dept_id=-1&product_id=93349

Whitlock 15 years ago would have criticized Whitlock now for “bojangling.” But at that point, he was still as big of a piece of shit as he is now, completely disregarding human life unless he thought there was a story, walking past children of deployed veterans like some kind of asshole and not even leaving a bus to…

Patrick, why is this not LOLMETS? Seems like if there ever was a time for this file, it’s now...

Play stupid games win stupid prizes

when I won on TPIR (no joke), it was on Make Your Move, which is a shitty game. Afterward one of the intern girls came up and gave me her phone number and I never called her... WTH was I thinking?!

Oh yeah. 13 Del Taco tacos, combo burrito, fries, coke. Played baseball with a dude who used to eat two double western bacon cheeseburgers, each with two packets of ranch, fries and a coke.

End of wrestling season. Two bowls of Mongolian BBQ and five biscuits followed by a sleeve of Oreos, half a pizza and a gallon of ice cream. I weighed 125 pounds.

This: “An asshole is not a brilliant visionary just because a toilet has a bottomless appetite for what comes out of it.”

it also looks like he wrote “granny panty” in there

i’m sending this fuckhead a subscription to beachbody.com and a thigh master

I played in the lowest level novice league in Nashua, New Hampshire, and it looked like the Olympics compared to this shit

Fuckin’ thing sucks!

If it were anywhere else, no one would give a shit about an often-injured, barely-over-.500 pitcher.

Admiral Stockdale, is that you?

If having extra chins made you a viable candidate he’d be electable

God, he sucks. Him and Bretos should be flushed down the crapper together.