Former Tigers OF Rod Allen, according to the team’s website.

Whelp, thirty years ago a similar sentiment (black people can’t swim) got Al Campanis blackballed from baseball.

Again I say: human beings were not ready for either the Internet or social media.

my dad used to always joke about calling the pizza place... they would say “do you want it cut into six or eight slices?” and he’d say “better make it six, I’ll never be able to eat eight.”

Margot is the center fielder, not the catcher. That was Hedges. So his position was corrected, but the player’s still wrong.

Is this some weird shift thing where we’re now playing outfielders behind the plate?

February 1. No.

Fun fact: I’ve coached baseball for seven years and parents like this are everywhere. Even if their kids suck.

How is Maple Bacon not on the list?

shit, he couldn’t beat the guy in the michael jordan replica wizards jersey in a game of 1-on-1...

this is like mad libs and you can put whatever you want in there and it’s going to be every bit as true as the shit this orange cheeto is saying

This is all because it wasn’t named after a rich white guy. Obama = bad to so many poor whites.

allegorical video for the trump presidency

“You lost, get over it!”

wasn’t he the villain in north shore

I watched this and then coincidentally watched the Mad Men where Lane kicked Pete Campbell’s ass. Perfect analog

It’s like Buzz Lightyear and Rex Grossman had a love child

I worked in baseball for a long fucking time, and there were a lot of guys who would have given a nut (and were pretty solid ballplayers in their own right) for an AB in an MLB spring game... this guy just *gets* a few for no reason. You keep being you, Mets.

Can’t find it from a quick search but Brad Penny’s 2008 middle finger was epic... it’s on a hard drive somewhere but I can’t fuckin find it.

Dave Bliss, Art Briles, Ian McCaw, Kenneth Starr... and this. This school is a flaming dumpster file. This lady sucks.