Brought to you by a school that covered up the murder of a basketball player by another player. I’m surprised that doesn’t come up more often.

It’s “Smails,” IDK who the fuck “Smales” is

“Uncle Drew Nation”

Peter King’s Bald Spot needs its own Twitter account or Deadspin handle

What fucking wears me out the most about it is that in both the case of Baylor and Penn State, the comment has been made that the head was basically cut off the hydra... i.e. head coach, AD, school president were all gone, so the penalty should be lighter. By the time the crooks at the NCAA got around to penalizing…

But USC knew all about Reggie Bush! That was so much simpler of a time that USC actually got a worse penalty than either of these fucking “institutions.”

Oompa loompa doompety doo
I’ve got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompeda dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me

and it’s February. I also say that as a Trojan.

If your life is so great you wouldn’t give it up to be Gronk, tell me about it. Cause I can’t imagine.

I fell asleep when it was 28-3, but I still enjoyed my 87 cent Dunkin’ today.

I’ve played basketball for 20 years. I am an aggressive defender. I have never tripped another player, on purpose or accidentally. So there’s that.

Steve Bannon looks like my mom’s 70+ year old “tenant” who keeps a stash of genital warts meds in his bathroom.

A seven nation army couldn’t hold us back.

Everyone uses Uber now anyway! Sad!

Alternative facts y’all. Those poor boys were framed

Before you have surgery, shitty. (Pun intended). In a flare you can shit 30 times a day, can’t sleep, get no nutrients, wish death on yourself, can’t drink, nothing. It totally sucks. After surgery, barring complications, he will be unable to form solid shits, but he will at least be continent.

I eat graham crackers with chili, what’s the matter with me? Your take on oyster crackers is 100% accurate. Also, chicken in a biskit are really fucking good.

More offended by the misspelling of restaurant

This is real, the same way his bloody sock was real. I don’t have time for your fake news.

I think he should wear a bow tie because this. (FF to 5:10)