Jaylen Brown’s face is uncannily symetrical.

Sorry about that - I’ve just seen articles here hit harder about this stuff. This one only really mentions Naughty Dog and CDPR - two other devs that are well-liked here and in general, so it felt like this was supposed to be a ‘pass.’

don’t you have some video game to play?

Hey, have some re2pe6t, man. That’s Dere6 Jete6.

Hopefully she’s able to get away while his foot is stuck.

Week 8 - Injury updates:

Ah, another lover and appreciator of Skies of Arcadia! I’ve loved it since I played the Gamecube version—I really need to give it another play when I get the chance, especially since we have a Dreamcast now.

Isn’t this the plot of rookie of the year?

“You are the biggest idiot on this thread.”

Rarely does one see a sentence that by its very posting immediately defeats its premise.

They’re on top of the world and are in control of the whole game, but can’t stop playing the victim card and whining like pathetic losers about how much everyone is out to get them. It’s not only annoying, it’s completely counterproductive, as they’re going to wake up soon on the bottom of the world, with no one to…

We were warned gay marriage would lead to this.

Yup, these are my victims. 

What is the point of first-rounders if not to find someone as good as Mack. The only way this makes sense is if both first-rounders wind up being that good, and that simply will not happen.

Let this be a lesson: hard work, dependability, and exemplary play are not the Raider way.

This article is bullshit. Literally nobody has ever been “blasted” with a Klobb. “Missed by” a Klobb often, “tickled” occasionally.

Looked down upon.  Nice.  

I know we’re supposed to be laughing at Pryor, but anyone who fake swings on someone to try to get them to flinch is a huge douche.

What about letting the bats lick you?

Yes. That’s the solution. Stop talking about the most powerful man in the world. If we just ignore him, he’ll go away.

Fucking exactly! It’s all right there in front of our faces. For example change around the letters of ‘DEEP STATE’ a little bit and what do you find? Oh, interesting, you get several percent of the letters of ‘ASTROS FAN,’ just do the math. I’m just ASKING QUESTIONS here don’t make this about me.