“He’ll flip you. Flip you for real.”

Octopii are one of the most intelligent creatures on the planet and are actually required to be put under anesthesia if a procedure is needed to be done on them, because they are believed to have an understanding of what is happening to them.  If kept in captivity, they need to be in specialized tanks because they…

I know, Kenya believe it?

I recognize those words...

Brad Stevens not getting one vote for coach of the year is a farce.

No not really. I just shout my name if I’m in there and someone else comes in

“Let’s get this straight first off: the Raptors were dead the moment LeBron James was...”

I dont know...it kind of sounds like you’re actively attempting to not enjoy it.

Congrats. You’re “that guy”.

Quit fucking whining. The Pens are going to lose the next game and then win the series in 7. That’s not enough for you?

Miami was largely disfunctional, with our highest paid player literally not showing up and riding old man wade to our only win. I still think Philly wins this series. There is no logical flow to this comment other than you’re mean for talking trash about the heat, and I hope you fall in an ant pit.

Hitting Lindor IN Puerto Rico after he blasted a home run would be a bold move on the part of any pitcher.

Now you’re victim blaming.

Yeah, I’m waiting on the post on The Slot (likely the Barf Bag later tonight). Thanks for noticing!

I’ll pay to see you say that to anyone with an actual neck tattoo

So many good choices. And putting Dr. Narwhals Mating as a #1 seed was spot-on. They’re my favorite to win it all.

Yup, Matsui in there as well.

I’m a full-time stay-at-home dad to my 2-year-old daughter and part-time college student.

Of course that kid’s crappy parents gave permission.