Hugs.

The Michael Jordan of Delaware. What a freaking game for him!

You’re not a That Guy, you’re a Dumb Guy

No, the plural possessive “their” is the correct pronoun. Your version using the singular “his” doesn’t make any sense, as it insinuates that the brothers do not share the same set of parents, which is not the case.

not really the place to joke around. have some respect either for DL and his family or even for yourself at least.

You are not being funny nor original.

This is a very bad take. Let’s break it down:

I don’t think you have a firm grasp on the meaning of the phrase “throwing someone under the bus.”

The Phillies had a whole team that didn’t mind getting lit up in 1993—and I loved them.

So what you’re telling me is, I should process this information as “THE REVEAL IS IMMINENT START RAISING YOUR EXPECTATIONS!” Because that’s what I’ll do!

Could be worse. *checks notes* No, no it couldn’t.

His penis looks like Brent Barry tho

So, Matt Patricia is just Fat Mac in a Tommy Bahama shirt, correct?

Yeah, that right leg just aint... right

Ummm, what Joel Embid?

Thirdly, Crosby’s not the best player in his league, while LeBron James is.

LEAVE HUGFART ALONE!

Obviously we need to start arming the 13-year-old girls.

I hate the old “Text & Call” combo. You get a “Hey what are you up to tonight/can you help me out with something” text and then because I took more than 30 seconds to respond, I immediately get a phone call from the person asking the same question. Calm down, I’m trying to gather my thoughts and come up with a reason…

No more laugh tracks please.