I can hear Jack Black singing “sometimes you gotta beat it softly”

It’s what plants crave

Hey remember when the Bills traded Marshawn Lynch?

+1/+1

Coolest guy in the NFL.

Sherman burned it first.

Here’s the kicker...he’s a puncher.

You mean coitus?

Hey, you may not have meant it this way, but your comment could also be applied to the sex act aka intercourse.

It’s a get in and get out game.

Retired, already? Some people are just in it for the money and not the art I guess.

Get out.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

I’m more of a 1/10 kinda commenter.

Samer, I thought you hated barstool sports?

Well where do you keep your dead bodies?

Apologies for the grammar error. I’m just here asking questions because I honestly don’t understand. But thanks for the verbal scolding. Much appreciated.

Can’t discount shrewd moves. Chris Taylor, he of the 4.0 WAR, .312/.376/.546 slashline with 13 SBs and starts at five different positions to boot, was acquired last year in a straight-up minor league deal for former top prospect Zach Lee, who never played a game for Seattle before San Diego picked him up on waivers.

So we’re just going to ignore the part about mosquito circumcision and crippled cricket asses? 

I thought between South Park and Louis CK that we had come to an understanding that faggot no longer refers to gay people in common parlance, but rather, just people who are acting like... well, faggots. Like, I feel like the best way to take the power away from a slur is to turn it from being about a specific group…