“People are saying only five things were different on that page. I don’t know, but people, great people have called me. And, you know, they’re saying it. Five. It’s five things.”

Racism, mostly.

Is this considered against the rules, or just a shift in tactics?

So...is it just my computer or does that gif really suck?

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

They are ashamed the war has become a public spectacle and hurting the family name.

Well, IX is the best one so he’s right.

That’s the fishing emoji? Holy shit. 🎣 I thought it was an old timey perfume bottle. 

I hope everyone enjoys this as much as I do.

A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

Was there with my wife and my folks. My dad is the most lukewarm Rockies fan among us (he likes them, but has always been meh on baseball and mainly relies on my mom to keep him informed of their record, which is usually trash by this time of year). We were all on our feet when Nolan came to the plate. Then that first…

How many athletes and their families have to prostrate themselves at the altar of amateurism before the NCAA and their useful idiots and fans change the rules?

Seems like if you’d really want to make a “realistic” medevil RPG, you’d drop all the knights and kings stuff entierly, since the vast majority of people in the middle ages never experienced that stuff.

The three seasons of Fargo do not share any of the same characters

I’ve noticed the last week or two interest on the dating websites has gone WAY up. And here I was thinking it was my new haircut. Turns out it’s just mating season...

Wow, I didn’t really think I could start to feel sorry for the Trump kids outside of Ivanka for the stuff we can only impute not prove but, it actually seems like Eric was trying to do a good thing and his dad went and turned it into another scam.

Did they pay you to come on?

It’s almost like Bennett thought the actual apology was more important than the public appearance of an apology. That sure sounds more mature than this doofus.

I do not follow the NHL at all: but for 3 weeks, I daily visited and voted for John Scott and actually watched the AllStar game because of it.

I don’t care that an off-the-end-of-the-bat infield single technically prevented this game from also being a no-hitter; it’s the most dominant single game pitching performance of all time. Also to keep in mind: the Astros won 102 games that year and had the 3rd most efficient offense in the entire league.