Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Per law, the dogs are required to use the bathroom that corresponds to their breed identity at birth. Which, for most breeds, is anywhere they damn well please.

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

Here’s to hoping he comes back healthy and motivated next year

That’s Dana Stubblefield up.

Seriously man? At least have something funny in a shitty post.

That hat could easily be turned backwards at any time!

If the Vikings are able to field an ACTUAL Viking, the Bears should be able to field an actual Bear.

:) :) :)

13-10! WAY BETTER!

Defendant’s Name: Ray Lewis III

In this case, you can probably remove the quotes around “hacked.” It seems unlikely that he would have posted these himself.

I’ve composed a poem/insane person rant using all of Drew’s all caps words:

None. And I only drink rainwater and pure grain alcohol.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

If by ‘mask’ you mean ‘someone else’s face, Dr. Lecter!’

The irony of praising Deadspin for getting on the “Manning is a Rapist” story, while defending Jamies Winston, is the greatest of great things.

Look at the guns on him. He could do it holding the dad holding the baby.

Bigger shock: that they accidentally aired a Fresh Prince video or that anyone at MTV remembered how to air music videos?