I give this comment thread a 4.7.

Ask Becky.

You say poopy butthole like it's a bad thing.

It didn't close. It Dissolved.

AidsCANCER?

This comment is better than a mouthful of sores.

You'd deserve a Teardrop Award for that.

George Michael! Fifteen more minutes to LEGOLAND!

Is the soundtrack going to be available at North Dakota Walmarts?

Wookieest.

Use the spoiler tag please.

KKKonstipated.

At Walmart you can buy a gun to shoot that fox in the snow!

Yes.

1.5 swearings.

Floyd the Barber was the same way.

I mean, he is the guy in the five thousand dollar suit. Come on!

A true genius of comedy.

Cracked, July 1984, Volume 12, Issue 7, pg. 34

Now bring back Hamsterdam!