It's not a trick, it's an illusion, Donald!

Not the whole tit, just the nipple-y part in the middle.

Can we wait until sometime when Melania is visiting?

Now I'm picturing a Russian bathroom with a gold-plated faucet with a little snake carved in the side leading to Trump's Chamber of Secrets.

My penis deserves better.

Unfortunately the last horcrux is residing inside Bernie Sanders so he'll have to die before Trump can truly be defeated.

I get that a lot.

It's always hip to shit. And to be square.

I just use one of the figures from my Kids in the Hall playset as a substitute.

I feel the same way about the time I got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

Luckily, Ernie's brother Bert is a TV repairman.

Is there an illegitimate way to watch it?

That evil witch Anne Murray bought them and is keeping the episodes all to herself. She's the Canadian Martin Shkreli.

Keep on rowin', Myles.

Podrick.

Please don't reveal it.

So does this mean the book version of this episode is going to have Lady Stoneheart joining Jon Snow's team north of the wall?

That's nobody's business but the Turks.

The coroner is not only merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead.

Was his nose running?