Going to be a lot of ALL CAPS tweets once they get to Order of the Phoenix.

I know a couple of brothers with annoying accents who laugh way too much at their own lame jokes who can help you with that engine problem.

Now I'm hungry for pancakes.

That's twitty.

Upvote from an old poop.

Well, they have to get to that deluxe apartment in the sky so their fish won't fry in the kitchen and their beans won't burn on the grill.

Better than the multiple daily Billy Eichner articles we were getting for a while there. I mean, THE MULTIPLE BILLY EICHNER ARTICLES.

Dolly Parton's rack is 100% real.

So-called brilliant.

Don't be ridiculous!

I don't want to feel Trump's ubiquity.

I Don't Wanna Go to Neverland

It'd be a lot cooler if he was the chick with all the shit in her face.

Somebody check Christian Slater's alibi.

Hopefully the one with that godawful gnome song. That song was the googly eyes of Bowie's career.

No, Howard Stern voted for Hillary.

While last night's Sunny was almost 22 minutes long, they've had two episodes this season so far that were barely 18 minutes. Which means there were definitely a lot of extra commercials in those.

Yeah, there has to be an appropriate Simpsons quote of some kind…

Steve Wiebe would have found that damned coin first if he hadn't had to wipe his kid's butt.

I'm trying to picture an older white Eazy E.