Who loves tossed salad and scrambled eggs?

Upvoted for #2.

We report it second!

To wind a piece of string around?

Yeah, they all look the same, don't they? You know who I mean.

It's so dense, etc.

I may love that 30 Rock appearance and Under the Rainbow almost as much as Star Wars.

It took me five minutes of trying to figure out how "RTJ3" was a suitable abbreviation for "Return of the Jedi" and what that had to do with Christmas before what you meant finally clicked. It's been a long day in the Poop house.

Nah, it's just that the internet is doing an extra shitty job today so there's nothing to report.

From the graveyard shift at the sock darning factory.

Gradually?

Now I'm picturing John Williams' Facebook being full of selfies with Williams making duck lips in the bathroom mirror.

Upvoted for pu!

Stephen Hawking's twitter just announced that in tribute he's never going to dance again.

Jesse and Becky adopted a black baby in the last episode of the second season.

She told me she was just going to LA.

Worst Van Halen record ever. Gary Cherone stinks!

Keanu Reeves came out?

George MIchael did love him some chocolate starfish and hot dog-flavored water.

Topical!