Why doesn't the kleptomaniac like puns?

♫ Sha la la la ♫

Is one of the hot brothers named Carl?

Leonard Pierce recommended that same 2006 comic back in 2002.

Yeah! When is Teti going to finish up those Sabado Gigante TV Classic reviews??? I can't wait to see what he thinks about season 37.

I thought it was because you were still searching for it.

The Chanhassen city council obviously hasn't thoroughly read Zoning Ordinance 2.4U.

Liberty is a lie.

All roads lead to Duracell. Or big bacon.

PolarBears=Leonard Pierce

I thought nobody ever called Pablo Picasso an asshole.

Desert Bang Bus
Skyrimjob
Portal 3: The Third Input
Pokéman-on-man
Titris

Was that kid's name Frank Stallone?

All I know about Zürich is it is stained and it's not Steve Malkmus' fault.

This won't play in the theaters where I live, so I'll have to wait until I can put my TV eye on it.

I guess for now this show isn't going to leave me anyway.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you
take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.

The AV Club

Look at this guy here with his fancy schmancy Z words that no one ain't never heard of!

Hmm, maybe she also beat on the brat with a baseball bat. Would explain a lot of Forrest's simple-mindedness later in life.